Wednesday, September 30, 2009

a bear in conversation

A : what are you thinking right now?

B : I'm thinking about pizza, I ate that when I lived in sicily, do you like pizza?

A : I never eat pizza but my brother sometimes buys dominos pizza for lunch

B : do you know where we can get a good pizza? I want to treat you tonight

A : that's very kind of you..let me ask my brother first

a frequently present bear in the past

1. Hitler hardly ever sees his troops on the battle field
Yesterday, Hitler saw the condition of auschwitz prisoners

2. I usually run with Lenin every evening
I ran with lenin last saturday

3. My boss always eats shit
My boss ate a bowl of shit last night

4. My stupid friend usually swims with his crocodile
Yesterday,my stupid friend swam with his crocodile

5. Hitler really likes to sing bengawan solo, a song composed by Gesang
Hitler sang bengawan solo when he won the war against france

a simply present bear in the past

1. Simple present & present progressive

My name is buddha, I am 30 years old, some people believe that I am a god but as you know I am just a man who tries to live in peace. I love the entertainment world, so one day I decided to make a bar and I named it buddha bar . I have 3 good friends, their names are hitler, stalin and lenin, and they are politician. They usually call me on saturday night, they invite me join them.

We always talk about politics, money, religion, Jews, war and girls. Hitler likes to drink lychee martini, Hitler is a sly man but I know he has charisma and power to build a great country. Hitler likes to talk about war and he always tell us about his ideas to rule Europe. Unlike Hitler, Stalin and Lenin don't like to talk about war, they always talk about girls. Stalin's favorite girls are from uzbekistan and Lenin really likes thai girls. Now I am telling Stalin and Lenin to influence Hitler with girls, because I am thinking about hitler's safety.

Stalin and Lenin argues with me, they say they can't to influence Hitler because Hitler will kill us with his bare hand. They are trying to convince me about Hitler's cruelty.

At last, I use my power as buddha to hypnotize Hitler and save Europe from massive war.


2. Simple past

Last saturday, Hitler and I went to my temple at mount Emei in Chengdu. He realized his mistakes, he asked mo to help him because he was worried about his soul. I taught him some Kung Fu moves and he enjoyed the class.

In just two days, Hitler mastered some moves in Kung Fu and he learned chinese language. he sad he was so happy to learn Kung Fu because it made him live in peace.

One day he decided to meditate at mount Emei, he didn't want to go back to germany. He shaved his mustache and his hair and he decided to become a shaolin.

a simply present bear

Simple present (freQ adv)

Hitler usually drinks tea in the evening with his men, he always asks about the latest condition in the war zone and he rarely makes any statement about it, he just nods.

Colonel von staufenberg is asking me to join him to kill hitler, he is telling me about his plan to put the bomb inside hitler's meeting room, and he is convincing me about his great plan.

I thought Hitler was a great thinker, he had big ideas about war and had a magnificent charisma.

a frequently present bear

Simple present (freq adv)

My bos usually eats shit after he does his job and he always speaks in weird languange. I don't ever want to talk to him.

Simple present (do, does, don't, doesn't)

Do you know one thing about my boss and his stupidity? He doesn't know anything about making good pictures and I don't want to be like him.

Does she want to eat this fried chicken? if she doesn't hungry I want to give her food to miumiu because I don't want to share my food with anybody.

a simply progressive bear

SIMPLE PRESENT

I like to watch bbc knowledge everyday, it gives me a lot of informations about cultures, human and landscape. My wife and I always watch the program every morning while we enjoy our breakfast and we always discuss everything that we watch.

PRESENT PROGRESSIVE

I am drinking a glass of green tea, my wife is reading her book and my friend is watching the tv